My Speech Habits

My weird speech habits all started with one of my closest three friends. I met her during the summer before freshman year, [back in 2009], when my school just so happened to be holding summer school for our freshman class so that we could get half a credit in gym done before the school year started. I remember when I first met her. She was okay, and she could make funny jokes. But after gym, in our first summer school class, [not sure if it actually happened like this, and my memory often plays tricks on me. So this might not have happened exactly like this, but almost] I remember I said something hilarious, my best friend since pre-k laughed; I heard someone else laughing, and turned to see her laughing her brains out her eardrums. I smiled and told her, "I bet you're going to be my new best friend." She doubted it a little bit at first, but then we started talking more, and now you would think we've been best friends since forever.

We've created our own language made from the four letters "h", "d", "a", and sometimes "t". I won't tell how exactly we say it, until we get it copy righted, or patented or something. But just know that between the two of us, it is amazing! My pre-k bestie thinks we sound retarded whenever one of us says it, but we ignore how stupid we may sound and say it regardless. :P ♥ Anyways, we also have weird phrases. We say "That's my shizz/stuff", "You should fix on that", "I don't give a bitch", and stuff like that. These phrases, [except for the shizz one], usually come from when one of us mixes up our words. For example, "You should fix on that" is a morphed version of "You should work on that" and "You should fix that." Another example would be the "I don't give a bitch", derived from "bitch" and "I don't give a shit." We also base fate off of high fives. If we make the high five, we praise it with a "It was meant to be." If not, we retry it with a bunch of comments like, "Ugh!" "Redo that nasty" "Umn [and here is where you insert our infamous "them lips"] XD

We can be pretty different at times, well all of the time. But it's awesome to be so connected with a friend like that. It's fun. You should try it sometime.

Here we go..

Well I think it's time to let some Duckiie out of the closet. That's right. You read correct. I am... Different. There I said it! D: Don't hate me! *soft sobs* Yes, that's right! I am attracted to office supplies! *sobs more* I am obsessed with office supplies. [I don't even remember what I was supposed to write this post about anymore. It suddenly changed from my weird way of speaking to my obsession with office supplies.. Well I'll get to the speaking in another post, and also what I decided to make a blog post about before I even opened up the browser earlier today.] Moving on, I do love office supplies. If I have an office when I am older, which I do plan on having/getting, I am going to pimp it out with post-it notes, sharpies, cute little bulletin boards and their pins, adorable small dry erase boards, magnets so pretty they're worth dying for, notebooks and binders that i would kill for, and all of those office supplies that normal people who aren't crazy or anything like that would want.

 

Right now, my main obsessions are in sharpies, pens, and mechanical pencils. [If I had somewhere to put magnets and little do-dads besides my locker, they'd be on that list too.. Most definitely.] I'd like to say that I favor the clicky pens most, but I have an equal amount of capped pens and twisty pens, so that might be perceived as a lie. But I do favor mechanical pencils most. That is for certain. I actually hate wooden pencils; mostly because they are dull, but I also like to add on that they gave my writing-on finger this weird little bump that I can't get rid of now because I've had it since I first started writing.


And Sharpies. *chokes* Sorry, I need a moment. *tears* These are the best damn things that have ever been invented since canned bread! o3o They are absolutely amazing, especially the fine tipped ones. They just make my effing day.. :'D If a Sharpie ever turned into a sixteen year-old boy, I think I just might have to tie him up and throw him in my closet... It's understandable.. right?

Yo. :3

So if you haven't noticed much, I have been trying to give my posts as much purpose, [or at least a topic], that I can. It's kind of hard for me since I don't put out too many posts, but it's practically whatever. I don't really care much, as long as I post. I'd like to post everyday, but I think that's a little too much, and I also don't think I can think of that many things to "blog" about. Anyways, for today's post, I'd like to talk about school shizz! :o

I go to an Academic school, which in my case means that I cannot get more than 2 F's on my semester grades, [added together], and not get kicked out of the school with no means of returning, no matter how much I want to. I'll not say anything on my situation, but just know that I am pissed off out of my mind at a certain teacher. No names, no hints, but those who know me, (probably) know who I'm talking about. I rant about that teacher all the time, and call that teacher a different name on purpose. :D [I'm secretly hoping that the mispronouncing will catch on, and soon that will be what everybody in the school calls that teacher, if that teacher stays around any longer that is. >:3 ] Moving on, I just found out that I was passing that class today, and would have done some backflips, that is if I wasn't so scared that I would break my neck by doing one. [I usually jump backwards head first, and wimp out at the last second, turning my body so that I fall onto my hands and knees somehow. I'm a wimp. I know this.]

I think I lost track of what I was attempting to do here.. So, I'll be back later then. Bye. ^^ ♥

Trying to be.. Something.

Ever since I was a little girl, I've always wondered what I should be when I grow up. First it was vet, then horse [don't ask], then vet again. And now, I'm having trouble deciding if I should be a vet, a novelist, or a poet.

Vet = many years in medical school, and too much work, but also a chance to be around animals, and help them get better so their families can once again be happy.

Novelist = i can do whatever I want, just writing novels and such all day and all night. But I've never finished even one novel. I have only finished one story, and it was a short story for my social studies class in 8th grade. I feel most passionate about this profession, but I don't know if I have what it takes.

Poet = I could write poems all day and night, and publish them in books and whatnot. But I'd still want to write novels, and end up not finishing them. Plus I bet I'd get tired of writing poems after a while.

So some comments about what I should do would be nice, but I probably won't listen to them. If I could finish one novel, that would be the starting point to start and finish many other novels, become a famous novelist, and then I'll outdo Stephanie Meyers and her dumb ass Twilight books that don't even deserve publicity. *coughs* I mean, and reach all of the children around the world, and show that dreams really do come true.. >.> Yups.. Bye!

3rd Music Pref.//New Layout

3) KPop. It doesn't really matter what band it is, as long as the song doesn't piss me off. But my alltime favorite KPop band has to be: *drumroll* f(x)! [that's the name.]

Anyways, f(x) is effin' beast, and amazing. In fact, sometimes I wonder why they aren't number one of my preferences. But then I realize it's because I can't sing along with them unless I have the Romanization lyrics in front of me, and even then it's still a mess. I can't sing along with their fast korean words! D: It's too hard for me. *cries* Ahem. Moving along, they're awesome. ^^ ♥'em to death. Favorite songs of theirs are: "La Cha Ta", "Nu ABO", and a tie between "Chu~" and "Chocolate Love". Here's a picture of their awesomeness.

Second favorite KPop band is Wonder Girls. They are just a couple of percentages of beastness away from f(x). They are really close to surpassing them, but I think f(x) surpasses them because of my weird tastes and such and such. Anyways, I like "Tell Me", "Irony", and "So Hot" by them. :] "Nobody" introduced them to me, and i've been hooked ever since. ^^ I like their music videos because of the comedy, and they have radical dance moves that no matter how hard I try to do, are way too hard for me. XD

I think this is it for Music Preferences.. If it's anything else, I'll accept it as good music if it makes my butt pop. ;D

Second Music Preference Thing

2) Ke$ha. There's nothing wrong with this dirt-loving, freckle-face-emphasizing, jack-daniels-obsessing, autotuning girl. She's pretty okay-ish, and her music keeps me dancing, no matter how bad i dance. I like how all of her songs have that weird autotuney-bass-bumping theme that i like so much. It's pretty awesome for me, who needs something to help me dance a lot. ^^ So far my absolute favorites are "Grow a Pear", "Disgusting", and "Sleazy". They all make me dance great, and bring about some of my best dance moves, which isn't saying much. Anyways, I like how dirty she looks, cause I feel as if she really doesn't give a rat's ass about if she looks addicted to crack, or anything of the sort. She's pretty beast at times, and her music can make me jump. Therefore, she's awesome. Suck my @$$.

[By the way, I would've used a dirtier awesomer picture of her, but I love those gloves she just so happens to be sporting. *grabbeh hands*]

Oops.. O////O

Forgot to put up a Music Facts/Interests Post. Well, at least I'm posting one now. ^^'' *sweat* Okay, one musician preference.

1) I'm all for the Gaga. Don't really care about what others say to this, but I like her style, and she's pretty damn awesome, and what's more? Her music is beast, and one of her songs ["So Happy I Could Die"] helped my to get through some sad times in life. ^^ She is an inspiration to many people, including me. Of course, I have no idea what I am inspired to do, but she makes me want to do something, anything! Moving on, I love bows, and I think she has something to do with the bow-obsession that I have now, hence the picture of her with a bow. I love Gaga, and I totally am a Little Monster.♥